How it Happens
It
happens to everyone. You let your burns grow a little too long over the weeks and then decide to trim them yourself.
As you finish trimming the one side, you move to the opposite side and attempt to even them out. But you trim this side
a bit too high. The solution, even it out on the other side. Next thing you know you are trimming them shorter
and shorter until you end up with what we call 'Flirting with Negatives.'
Some guys do it on purpose.
As they get older they feel the less of a sideburn you have, the more respect you will get in public or the workplace.
We have seen the 'Corporate Sideburns' where the burns get shorter
the higher up he goes in the company. Thus, the sideburn acts like a thermometer. The warmer it is the higher
the mercury goes. We've seen a guy go from big chops working as a customer service rep. to 'Flirting
with Negatives' once promoted to a district manager. By the time he is General Manager or VP
he most definitely will have 'Negative Sideburns.'
With the recent economic slide,
we are seeing more and more cutbacks at home and in the workplace. Cutbacks on spending, hiring, leisure activities,
etc. In light of all this, we give you the newest phenomenon in hair grooming. This style is known as the 'Recession Burns'. These burns are 'cutback' on an angle and represent
today's economy, a steady decline. Let's hope we do not sink into a 'depression' because we could not
imagine what these burns would look like.
Breaking News: This just in,
Negative Sideburns are now 100% "Bluetooth friendly". No need to worry
about that earpiece getting caught up in your sideburns anymore. It is the way of the future.
